Starfish Prime - The US oopsie so big that the world agreed no more detonation of nuclear weapons should be done in space. by gnate in c/[email protected]

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It's OK if you don't inhale.

The Internet Archive Rescues MTV News’ Web Site, Making 460,000+ of Its Pages Searchable Again by gnate in c/[email protected]

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The RCIA, Radio Caroline Internet Archive

Republicans plan new criminal investigation into Hunter Biden by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

He's not nearly old enough to be a serious contender. /s

Perry Bible Fellowship - Hobbitos by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Silly humans, rings are for wraiths!

What's the longest line you've ever waited in? by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Waiting for my checks from trickle-down economics to roll in.

Inert nuclear missile found in US man's garage by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Well, then it's not a nuclear missile, is it?

Raspberry Pi is preparing for an IPO in London for likely more than $500M by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

CEO says firm will "keep doing the same stuff" at least "while I'm in charge."

Narrator: he became President for Life

Put me in the trash can at the park. by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

People who order "a decaff coffee with an extra shot" - why? by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Decaf coffee (or tea) will still have more than zero caffeine. Allowable amounts vary between US and EU, but multiple repetitions of the process are needed to achieve either 97% or 99.9% caffeine free respectively.

A single pass through a decaffeination process can result in leaving up to 20% of the original caffeine content.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decaffeination

local hunger games construction almost complete by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

Surround the park with shipping containers, and done! It is now 100% dystopia appropriate housing!

coup d'état by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Coup d'jour

nervous system by gnate in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Ok, now I'm a Pastafarian.

gnate

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