The fuck?
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Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
what.
I think that bit's for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
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The Internet was a mistake.
At least you're not reading slop
https://archive.org/details/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes
That link is staying blue thank you very much
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I'm not sure what I expected really...
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Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it's best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.
100% untrue.
While you're right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/housing-violation-notice-in-college-bathroom-prank-resurfaces-idUSL1N2MY2GV/
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
I can't understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
I wasn't educated in the USA and I didn't stop to wonder whether shower water was hot enough to cook spunk.
It doesn't matter that it's not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.
Momentarily maybe, but seminal fluid proteins aren't like eggs, the structures fall apart fast and revert to liquid, did you even read the links?
The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it's washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that's why you'd die if your body temp goes over that limit. You're saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.
Mix in hair and you get a plumbers omelette
You are suggesting OOP should cum in the food?
yes, its also a good thing to say that's how you did it right when everyone finishes eating
Bruh 😂