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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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The fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

https://archive.org/details/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

That link is staying blue thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

spoiler

Chef's note: Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.

I'm not sure what I expected really...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

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