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Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I'll give it a pass, personally
...extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You're not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor's bull, would not recommend, I literally can't pee anymore because it won't go soft.
I'm pretty sure I don't want to understand that sentence.
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the "essence" will be extracted from the dick.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it's power, to be become a super man!
And probably poached rhino horn.
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