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Recently, I was shopping for a hard drive at a big box store and tried to filter by capacity ... (lemmy.world)

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I'm not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it's probably more than the number of persons I can fit.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

1 Chicken is measured by the cut size. The smallest currently is measured in bites. Here is a 3lb partition...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Now chicken has ribs? Did they grow up in 3 mile Island?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do they come in terabites?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Cubes?! Well I'll be darn, we got solid-state chicken now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wut.

Guaranteed source of iodine? Mmmm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

strictly speaking, if you mix salt in some oil, you have an essential oil.

[–] neidu3 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I think a cube is equivalent to a byte

[–] taladar 2 points 4 days ago

No, a cube is clearly slang for a qubit or quantum bit so we are dealing with storage for a quantum computer.