this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they're gf material.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pick Up Parkour Artist... The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not her pants I'm aiming for, damn you, it's empathy and headpats! Can't a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, only pants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Should I have added /s ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Gotta set the tone, boys! Let's set the tone in here, now!