this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not her pants I'm aiming for, damn you, it's empathy and headpats! Can't a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, only pants.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Should I have added /s ?