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Because there’s a hole in it, stupid.
That’ll be five million dollar bucks for my consultation.
Line-item breakdown:
Fix-a-flat, $5.
Knowing where to squirt, $4,999,995.
Teenage me could have figured that out in a couple days, if you fire enough bullets eventually you've got to hit the target.
I'm a little surprised they don't have, like, million-dollar lint, so it'll tend toward the outflow points and clog them.
Ah, you mean G-lint, we make it from gold flecks because fuck you, oh and it keeps costs high and corrosiveness low.
Nonreactive, nonmagnetic, high-density, and preeetty.
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But the hole is on the Russian side and the Russian side is absolutely perfect. No holes here, Comrade, breathing is a luxury some people do not get. Do not become one of those non-breathers Comrade.