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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs...

It's far above anything as simple as one countries president.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"

Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

*attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You're not wrong...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god's belly button.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

What, haven't you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel

It just sounds like what you wrotr

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 weeks ago

It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

How about every country's president/prime minister/king/etc?

[–] loaExMachina 30 points 3 weeks ago

"

  • I'll drive all humanity insane!
  • How does the insanity manifest?
  • They'll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."