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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon awakens an ancient evil (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...