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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Elmo" is better if you ask me. They're both annoying children that need to shut the fuck up and go away.

[–] booly 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elmo is beloved and doesn't hurt anyone. Put some respect on his name.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As someone who once had a toddler, he's not beloved, he's hated by most parents. Because he's fucking awful. Stop talking to the fish and the baby, Elmo! They can't fucking understand you! Also, you don't seem to notice that Mr. Noodle keeps changing and that lack of basic attention to detail is worrying.

On top of that, his parents basically neglect him, which is why you never see him.

Fuck Elmo. Give me Cookie Monster, Ernie and Bert and Oscar the Grouch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swear that's the first time I have heard them referred to as Ernie and Bert and not Bert n ernie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] pancakes 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah get him! Elmo has been dodging the consequences of his war crimes for far too long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Israel, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have these same feelings for Paw Patrol

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing can top the searing hatred for Caillou though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We don't say that name in this house.