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Pancake rolls (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Don't you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them

[–] Apytele 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My partner still turns green when I bring up the time my nipple fell off in the shower post top-surgery. It was black and hanging by a little strip for a second. Technically it wasn't the actual nipple it was just a cast / scab but it was certainly a sight!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Why is that not typical?

[–] ayyy 4 points 1 week ago

The tots are outside the environment!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Not when your sister is a necromancer