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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. ๐Ÿ˜’

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile

(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You and literally everyone else in the world

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

[โ€“] AlecSadler 4 points 2 months ago

lol and your username

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel