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Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?
Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album
40's the new 30.
Yeah but 50 is the new 60
yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile
(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)