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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile

(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)