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anon finds a plothole (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Second place is the first loser, as they say

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're not first, you're last

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if you're the only one around?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.