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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)