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Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"

Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is important to keep stressing the "weirdo" line. It's super effective.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Calling a reactionary a weirdo got me banned in one of the political communities recently. Mod called it attacking language

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

That mod is a weirdo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Name and shame. The top of every sub should include a breakdown of the mods and their moderation stats. The way it's currently designed enables propaganda and misinformation as much as Reddit ever did.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

it was on politics @lemmy.world, it was jordanlund

the comment that was removed that got me banned for questioning the mod

Removed Comment >bluemaga LoL making up shit and trying to make it stick is so ambitious. Good luck weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like a reverse Louis Armstrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

~~Satchmo~~ Suckmo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.

[–] lurch 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are you using staws in your vanilla ice cream shakes tho?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That's a good point. You may be attracted to men and enjoy having sex with them... but Fox News only says you're gay if you use a straw for a fast food drink.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gay as fuck.

How much straws do you use?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter...