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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Goes to Google and types in a search

  • Reddit

  • Reddit

  • Forum post that links back to Reddit

  • YouTube that's just a bunch of screenshots of Reddit over an automated voice

  • Reddit again

Why won't my ex leave me the fuck alone?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Reddit actually solved that problem for me by blocking themselves from appearing in Bing search results.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Christ, don't make me switch to Bing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just switch to Duck Duck Go. It's Bing with less spying on you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Either DuckDuckGo or Startpage both are quite decent and serve the same purpose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Im on searxng so i still see reddit but i dont comment or post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ahh that explains why Ecosia has remained so pleasant to use. Bing can't scrape it anymore 😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Goes to Google and types in a search

Reddit

Reddit

Forum post that links back to Reddit

YouTube that’s just a bunch of screenshots of Reddit over an automated voice

Reddit again

Why won’t my ex leave me the fuck alone?

Oh boy... Just wait until they go full into Gemini. They're starting to use Gemini and AI in general for search capabilities.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I've long since stopped using Google. Theres not any search engines I've found that mimic Google in its height, but many of them are better than what Google is now. Even bing.