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That whole page is full of wild shit.
So you've tried these techniques and they didn't work? Or have you not tried them at all?
I haven't tried them all, but I just gave my wife a Kraft Singles slice, and she is completely fascinated with it, going, "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"
It seems to have worked retroactively since she is now your wife.
Actually, I won her over with flowers...
"You wanna smoke a bowl?"
However, I get her to stay by providing coffee, chocolate, and cheese, so I guess the spell is incomplete in that book, as it only speaks of cheese. And of course, I still bring her fresh flowers. I'm just an old-fashioned guy, I guess.
Are you sure that if you wouldn't have brought her the chocolate and coffee you wouldn't be married? Pretty sure just the cheese would've worked
Which cheese goes best with coffee?
Probably one that's easy to mix in. Maybe a cheez whiz
Bro tried them all but has skill issue
woe is bro