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[–] [email protected] 638 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

"What the fuck"

Saved you a click and way too much scrolling

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

I probably can't afford that car, but I definitely can't afford that blender.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh come on now. You expect these people to be able to afford to just be able to send you text? For free. Madness!

Also, use Firefox mobile, install those ad blockers. Have a useful mobile internet again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for the use of ad blockers but I really hope that statement was intended to be ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First part, a bit. Although we seem to have replaced most journalism with "ChatGPT, please rewrite this press release as a news article".

Second part, no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

thats a great 8dea heh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only wish I could use it as the system WebView implementation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There's Chromium based mobile browsers with AdBlocker that can be used as WebView. Vivaldi, for example. Not FOSS, though, no freedom, only beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Firefox Focus for visiting random sites. Adblock built in drops all cookies on exit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, how do you guys survive an ad-unfiltered internet?

[–] Piemanding 9 points 2 months ago

Crouch in the corner and hope it forgets about us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Extended

Yeah, we could tell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AdBlockers, my buddy in Buddha, AdBlockers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's pronounced bodhisattva.

[–] BlucifersVeinyAnus 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guess was "Fuck you too" or "Go fuck yourself".

For the last one he could just have quoted Al. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZfahRzz_w

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guess was the last one.

Go f yourself

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It's okay, you can swear here, I won't tell mom.

glances around ^fuck^

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Doing the lord's work. Thank.