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[–] prayer 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

pushes accelerator down

and there you go

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Might be in an American suburb - their roads can be ridiculously oversized for the posted speed limit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don't even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That's got to be easy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because, that's what the police told me it was.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And what about the other question?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.

Not that it's any of your fucking business you fucking plank.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Easier than you would think

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not impressive. 120 in a 30 or there about is. Yes someone did that around here. As for the how? High powered car and a lead foot mixed with a need for speed or a death wish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not bad, but I've seen better.

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Why are you looking at me like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I think this guy might know what he's talking about

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm always surprised about how lenient american justice is with speeding.