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[–] [email protected] 125 points 3 months ago (5 children)

As much as I love shitting on the French for being terrible with numbers (seriously, how the fuck is the word for '99' 'four-twenties, a ten, and a nine'?!?) this one seems intentional so you can feel when you run out.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that in Switzerland they commonly say nonante neuf. So it's not like there is no word for 90

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone tried to improve the French language and predictably the French were having none of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

not in my jardin !

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Because way back when, before sensible systems, they used base-20, and despite now running base-10, the base-20 is stuck in the language.

Edit it's sort of in most languages actually, not just to that extent. I mean, English has "twenty-one", but no "onety-one". 1-20 have their own numbers in most languages I think, and after twenty you just repeat the first 10 and add whatever tens you like, whereas the French sometimes repeat the first 20 and add an amount of twenties

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

English has "twenty-one", but no "onety-one".

But you have teens? Thirteen, fourteen etc? It's just that a dozen was kind of special, so eleven and twelve are kind of irregular, but afterwards it's just ordinary base 10, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But the endian switches for the teens


twenty three is "tens place ones place," but thirteen is "ones place tens place."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well, English does. Not my native language.

Yes, my point exactly. No "onety-one", because "eleven".

Same with other languages.

But "thirteen", "fourteen" etc, you think are as regular as "twenty one", "thirty three" "forty five"?

It is base-10 all the way through, but I'm just pointing out that probably at one point in history, even other languages, for some reason, counted 1-20 differently than 20+ numbers and they sort of stuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Danish are similarly bad with numbers as the French

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

We're not bad with numbers, just at naming them. 😉 But that's why we pretty much always use abbreviations.

Abbreviations. Of numbers. Don't think about it. 😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My ass will know I ran out when the panic fire stops working and not one second before. And probably several after.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wait til you find out how Abraham Lincoln counted the passage of time in the Gettysburg Address...