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Rolling a 20 on the charisma check (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] mcteazy 68 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

And then everyone clapped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I had sex once sooooooo

[–] Imgonnatrythis 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

[–] AlecSadler 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That vehicular melee scene was wild, must've been a bitch to shoot.

But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–] brbposting -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

[–] mindbleach 2 points 4 months ago

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of "the boat sinks, get over it."