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Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?
No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.
No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then everyone clapped.
That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.
could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise
I had sex once sooooooo