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Rolling a 20 on the charisma check (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

And then everyone clapped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I had sex once sooooooo