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you can set your watch to it (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Some people will be miserable no matter who is running

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And this is why I'll never be president.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

is it a binary thing? because there's a very good chance it's not mcdonald's, which can't be said for the other side

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don't like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I'm not sure if there's ever been a US president that doesn't like avocado.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Not in my district

[–] Reverendender 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Now let's not go too far.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Bro y u gotta do me like that?