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I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don't you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Right? You can make that look cool, especially with his level of money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Personally I think we just need to collectively wear suit coats more often. It looks... Idk. Better than a lot of stuff. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm fat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Look I'm not saying Raylan is the best looking cowboy, but Raylan is the best looking cowboy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The belt buckle needs to be the size of a dinner plate and be made from pure silver and gold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nah, dog; it's a gold-plated ellipse with a bull head and 3D horns.

Preferably purchased from a general store in the middle of Arizona, run by Native Americans.