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Shigeru Miyamoto would like to hand over Nintendo to someone 'younger' (www.videogamer.com)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Hopefully not to some trust fund MBA cunt

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mario Maker 3 will be the foundation of every Mario title from here on out - it's Mario As A Service! Levels will be generated and stored in the blockchain, as NFTs, so you can make, sell and trade rare levels! Make your levels memorable by describing them to our AI Waluigi, who will take your descriptions and generate a level for a mere 13 USD worth of Platinum Nintencoins, tradeable on Coinbase soon! Don't forget to keep your Gold Nintencoin balances topped off to make sure you have the best chances to get rare powerups! Try downloading our new companion app so Princess Peach can watch you use your phone and listen to your real-life conversations. If she likes what she hears, you'll get free Nintencoins, so be sure to become a top Brand Ambassador for the best value! Wow MBA-level business sure is amazing! It's weird that we keep losing customers though... can we make it illegal for customers to leave us, please? I learned in business school that getting what you want is just a matter of killing the right whistleblowers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Each line you’ve written has sent a new chill down my spine, well done 😂

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

"What super mario needs is LOOT BOXES!!! Yes, you jump and hit the question box, and now you can pay for a fire flower. If not, you get a coin!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know what Mario needs? An AI companion!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This whole thread makes me so mad. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Can’t wait for the Fortnite x Mario x Starwars collab…