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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (12 children)

The one that I mispronounced for awhile was hyperbole. I thought it was pronounced like "hyper bowl."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

But "hyperbolic" is exactly like you expect.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Segue for me. I pronounced it seg-goo and my mom busted out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh… don’t think I’ve ever seen segue written down. I’d be writing Segway if I had to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you ride or a place that makes so so sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it... it makes sense now! A segway is a segue between two places!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Exactly! A segue between the inventor's life and death!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was at the store with my partner and I was like

“What’s… kwee-know-ah?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still not 100% on how that is pronounced.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My partner looks at me and says… “KEEN-WAH???” and I’m like uhhh suuuure, that one…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard segue being spoken in so many different ways that I have no fucking clue which is the correct. Se-geh, segway, se-goo-ee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The second one you wrote is the correct way to pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That word's spelling is a practical joke and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Challenge accepted: non-standard spellings are very common. I won't use the obvious example, rough/though/through/tough/cough/enough/Gough, I'll try to keep on theme. So give these ones a go: argue, vague, ague, merengue, brogue, chaise-longue, fatigue... are these all practical jokes or just accidents of lexicographic history?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I tend to read it as Sergey without the "r".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine was "banal".

Sounds like "canal".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Were you pronouncing it b-anal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Of course not!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Epitome and Penchant for me. Mocked mercilessly for those two.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, epitome for me too. It was the epi-tome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So apparently for the latter you can just claim to be using the american pronunciation https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/penchant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All mispronunciations can be defended with linguistic descriptivism. It's usually a pissweak argument though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Wait... it's not??

I gotta check now: Oh god dammit. I never made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Facade. Got laughed for saying fac-aid. How am I supposed to know a c make an s sound.

[–] Mathprogrammer1 6 points 1 year ago

That's because it's not the correct spelling. It should be "façade" but English keyboards lack the correct glyph. This doesn't tell you how to pronounce it but it at least gives you a hint that you can't use English rules and that you should investigate it further

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi per Bol e (e as in how it sounds in see)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, this is ridiculous. It resembles Akkadian more and more with each passing day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I came here to reed!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sound it out they said

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I did that one

The other one I was embarrassingly called out on when I was a teen was pronouncing inevitable in eh VITE able.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's like the Super Bowl, only better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you never played Space Quest IV.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 year ago

I'm still never sure about tomb.

That's not even one we stole from the French, like horse doofers.