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[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (42 children)

For normal people, to be late to something.

For this guy, the R slur against those with learning disorders.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I found a training thing that included the phrase "retard power" in an aviation context. The best part was the way it was enunciated. Not "ri-tard" like you do when it's a verb, but long E ree-tard. I absolutely clipped it.

[–] HackerJoe 4 points 7 months ago

You might be surprised that your sprinkler system has a retard chamber. Also you can still order it under that name.

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