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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I found a training thing that included the phrase "retard power" in an aviation context. The best part was the way it was enunciated. Not "ri-tard" like you do when it's a verb, but long E ree-tard. I absolutely clipped it.

[–] HackerJoe 4 points 5 months ago

You might be surprised that your sprinkler system has a retard chamber. Also you can still order it under that name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Can't say either on twitch or you'll get banned

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago

chat is this real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's hilarious. Is it still in use or say it differently now?

I'm thinking about master>slave in tech. Or rapeseed became Canola. Or how we say Uranus differently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Printers used to refer to the page separation rollers as retard rollers.