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Trump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes' (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"I only murdered for a minute, tops!"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.

(This joke got dark)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!"