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Just throwing this out there... Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn't exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn't leave an evidence trail.
You could summon a dr pepper up your enemy's ass every 14.5 hours
Why just enemies?
Yes, officer. It's the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday...
You need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」
I was thinking of summoning a can inside the head, heart, or throat from across the entire country, but I like the idea of a mystery Dr. Pepper drowning.
I thought exactly the same about controlling a millilitre of water. You could straight up behead people on sight and leave basically no trace at all - just a suspiciously clean cut
It also doesn't specify what a "Dr Pepper" is, exactly. Can I summon a container the size of a mountain with it?
Dr. Pepper strikes again
It didn't say a can of Dr. Pepper though. It just said, "…a dr. pepper…". Which is great, because you might just summon some random dude with the last name pepper and a doctorate that was really confused.