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I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

#lactoseintolerant #funny #joke #showerthought @showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lactase enzyme tablets are relatively cheap and easy to carry at least a few around at all times

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

@jqubed

for some items they work well with, but liquid milk is a roll of the die for me...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Check the pack it should give you a recommended tablet limit. The ones I get are 1 glass of milk wich makes it fine for 99% of things.

It might be milkshakes bring all the boys to your yard and you need an additional tablet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have to eat 6 tablets if I eat ice cream. If I don't, it's three am vomiting for me. :/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like something else. Never had vomiting caused by lactose intolerance before

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That’s a good point since I think the lactose intolerance becomes an issue in the intestines. The person you’re replying to might want to consult with a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I remember seeing this back on Reddit a while ago, but you may be Casein intolerant rather than Lactose intolerant, it's less common but the same effects. Some dairy products have more Casein than Lactose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.