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[–] [email protected] 218 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Greed is the most destructive human impulse, but prudishness still wins handily in the fucking annoying category.

Oh no, boobs, those things pretty much everyone likes, the horror!

[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Slightly less than one boob and one testicle. Just like the average person has slightly less than two legs.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some of us have 2 boobs and 2 testicals :)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And some have 0 boobs and 0 testicles. Gender affirming care probably evens out

[–] MeDuViNoX 2 points 6 months ago

Won't someone think of the ovaries!?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

[–] RvTV95XBeo 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

IDK, there's slightly more women than men, it may skew the results

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

and women who have had mastectomies.

[–] RvTV95XBeo 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's kinda my point. Mastectomies would bring the average down but more women brings it back up. Too lazy to Google but is global # of women who have had mastectomies more or fewer than # of "excess" women (over men)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well are we just equalizing based on boob number, or are we also equalizing based on average boob size? Because some men also have boobs due to hormonal imbalance, and that's even more if we decide to count like, fat induced moobs for whatever reason. The hormonal imbalances at least would probably bring the average back in favor of slightly more than one boob. If we've equalized it to boob size then we'd probably all have like small A cups or something.

[–] ryathal 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What about fat guys? Does that up the average?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

No, those are moobs.

[–] Enkers 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was thinking about this in terms of limbs, and wondering, since pregnant women have more than 4 limbs, wouldn't the average number of limbs be greater than 4?

There are probably considerably more pregnant women than people missing limbs, but then again, the women only have additional limbs for 9 months.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Glad to know I'm driving that leg median up !

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I dunno. My buddy Kyle has like 10 legs. 9 of them are prosthetic, but they all count.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll have to ask Kyle. I consider him my authority on what's a leg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

he has a leg up on everybody else

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You must be pulling my legs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That's not true! I got two it's just that one is really big!