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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ok, even there we have bigger issues. How can literally mean figuratively?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, that one is absolutely terrible and I will die on that hill. Figuratively speaking.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

"literally" being used to mean "figuratively" dates back to 3 years after the word "literally" began meaning "actually". If this is a hill to die on, you need to use "literally" exclusively to mean "as written in the texts". Common usage of "literally" to mean "actually" and "figuratively" both date to the 1590s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No one uses literally to mean figuratively. They use it to emphasize regardless of if what they're emphasizing includes figurative language. Nearly every word that means something similar to "in actual fact" undergoes this semantic drift (actually, really, etc).

"She literally exploded at me." is similar in meaning to "She totally exploded at me." Not so much to "She figuratively exploded at me."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Nearly every word that means something similar to "in actual fact" undergoes this semantic drift (actually, really, etc).

I looked into this for 3 minutes and found examples in multiple languages.

Neat.

New expression-insight remix into the human condition connected; We literally really actually feel the need to be sure we're understood, no matter the hyperbolic lengths gone to, huh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Colloquialization. Get enough people using a new word, or existing word in a new way, and it will eventually be added to the dictionary.

I accepted the inevitable downfall of mankind when “unfriend” was added in 2009.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But fetch still hasn't happened. :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.