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Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.
As long as you do it without side effects...
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Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!
Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.
Writer monads am I right? 😅
I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]
I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.
Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...
Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎
Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.
StackOverflow!
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