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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago
    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
[–] Patches 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] xmunk 4 points 8 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅