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Wait... Doesn't the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s
"He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!"
There really is a Carlin quote for everything
I mean the guy canonically can't resist taking a bet on wether torturing a guy will make him lose faith, might be a bit of a gambling problem.
God spends the money through his disciples, child.
Now fucking tithe.
I donate 10% of my income to the poor.
I am the poor.
The more you give, the more you qualify to receive!
We take tithe now, charity comes next week^TM^