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[โ€“] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

[โ€“] PCChipsM922U 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest IMO.

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