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[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

[–] PCChipsM922U 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest IMO.

[–] Steamymoomilk 6 points 4 months ago

Nah you just picky mate,

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Red flag, but not a deal breaker.