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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Years? DECADES.

[–] the_crotch 10 points 8 months ago

Decades are made of years