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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch 10 points 9 months ago

Decades are made of years