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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon misses his German Sheppy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has priorities (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon reads a book for school (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays shirts vs skins (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon wants a cute girlfriend. (discuss.online)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon gets trolled (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon questions physics (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anons are not happy with their names (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon's gf is native american (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon watches a movie with a girl (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tests something (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon becomes a "Chad" (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon sells girl scout cookies (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is a conspiracy theorist. (lemy.lol)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon is a collector (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets on the news (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon loses weight (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a tough day at work (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plants a seed of doubt (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays Splatoon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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