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[–] [email protected] 179 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

turkey, circa 2000

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Relatable tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What is...potato ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[–] Soulg 33 points 1 month ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

can't argue with that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's when it tries to get you

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Assume the victory position

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I still don't understand what I was supposed to see in the moon, I feel like it was a 'oh shit' moment but idk I couldn't make anything out really

[–] marine_mustang 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 12 points 1 month ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[–] brown567 25 points 1 month ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious "joke" and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anon apparently also cant use google

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I fucking love Emo Phillips.

Saw him and Weird Al in 2018. What a great show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Huh, interesting. Why aren't you supposed to look at the moon?"

Most people aren't psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 1 month ago

Then talk to her family about it? This really isn't that difficult...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

didn't this get posted already

[–] ironhydroxide 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.