wheeldawg

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[–] wheeldawg 2 points 1 month ago

Lmao I wish. I still usually try it, sometimes the timing can imply what I mean. But she always asks.

Probably has to do with her liking using extra words. I say the following without a trace of exaggeration.

If she's in a room with any person she's familiar with, she seems to have a complete inability to stop talking, other than if the other person is replying.

There can't be silence at all. Lately she's slowed down a little because she's gotten hooked on her Facebook feed, so she gets distracted. But even this just slows it down. She really just likes talking and hearing voices.

Whereas I only really engage in topics of interest or points of contention. She will literally try to repeat past conversations ad nauseum if she runs out of ideas.

I really can't tell if she likes talking or being talked to more. But given that growing up, none of us (her children) share this trait, she usually is the one to fill the gaps. I feel like she thinks her mouth and ears are the bus in the movie Speed. If the words being spoken per minute drops below some imaginary quantity, she'll explode.

So, answering with a should-be-sufficient-but-is-now-vague answer, she'll use that as a launching point to another subject too.

It's rough in the streets lol

[–] wheeldawg 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I run into this when texting my mother.

She'll ask the same thing from 2 different perspectives (probably a better word but I can't think of it atm). Both are technically the same question, but I can't just say "yes" it "no", because it answers the question from just one or the other, but indicates the opposite from the other question's pov. Or sometimes needing to know between 2 possibilities she asks about one and then follows it up asking about the other.

For example, if we've recently met up to see my baby niblings (not even sure if this is a common use word, but I mean my nieces/nephews, aka her grandchildren), she could ask "Could you send me the photos you got in a text?" And then she would follow up with something like "Or did you already send them to my email?"

Now, I can't say "yes" or "no", I have to spell out what I did.

Other times it will be a question that she knows I picked one of the 2 options, but instead of just "did you do option A? Which would allow a quick answer "yes" which conveys that I did A, or I could say "no", which would indicate I did option B. One word, clear defined message. But she'll (sometimes during the process of replying- oof that's frustrating), she'll add "or did you do option B?" meaning I now have to spell out what I did.

I like efficient communication, and hate wasting a lot of words. And I'm any other circumstance, a 1 word answer works so well to convey the entire thing. But she almost always throws in a wrench by adding another question that conflicts with the ability to do that.

[–] wheeldawg 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's another form factor for it.

But a sticker or magnet version of it means it can be stuck on cars, lamp posts, walls, fridges, etc. I haven't put anything at all on my car since about 2004. But I would have at least one of these on all sides

It's a victimless crime. Even his family hates him. The only people not begging for him to die are the totally out to lunch conservatives who aren't plugged in beyond "vote R guy blue person bad", and the other rich people.

And both sets of people I hate, so I really don't care even if they get literal, actual trauma from it. I would gladly traumatize both of those sets. Forget trying to get them to be woke, I want them to live shook. Up to and including total mental shutdown.

Note: I'm aware that I'm crazy overestimating what this is capable of. But it's intentional for expression's sake.

[–] wheeldawg 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Imagine if we could piss him off hard enough to seppuku on stream about it.

It would be such a glorious story for history.

That'd be some must-see content.

I would want stickers if it. That kind you can tilt back and forth for a short animation.

Just drink that satisfaction and joy right from the air.

[–] wheeldawg 1 points 1 month ago

You right, I should've said killed there

[–] wheeldawg 5 points 1 month ago

Ding ding ding

Problem is that it does feel damn satisfying to aim the vitriol directly at him. But even bad PR is good PR as they say.

I can live with this idea. Other than when how much I actively and intentionally want him to suffer in every way possible. I don't want him to know death until he explores the full spectrum of pain and as he goes I hope he starts to see signs that everything he's ever done start to fall apart and that he will be forgotten quickly.

Basically I want the absolute worst death humanly possible. To the infinityeth power.

[–] wheeldawg 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why was she not locked in permanent solitary already? Fuck the magic underwear people so fucking hard.

[–] wheeldawg -1 points 1 month ago

I probably don't care about those plants or anything they depend on.

At least not enough to think mosquitoes are worth it.

I couldn't give less of a fuck about roaches, they ain't bother me, I ain't bother them. But mosquitoes? Purpose of no purpose, fuck them right to hell.

[–] wheeldawg 3 points 1 month ago

Dulac is

Dulac is

Dulac is a perfect plaaaace

[–] wheeldawg 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody knows the narrative is "I'm just following orders"

[–] wheeldawg 5 points 1 month ago

Did not expect to see my hometown mentioned on the Internet randomly ever.

Unless they were mentioning Liberty University, where the evil Falwells still reign, may their entire family's days be short. That place is always doing something.

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