ted

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[–] ted 11 points 2 years ago

I did a co-op position at the federal government during my undergrad where I automated my main task. I told my boss and he said that the efficiency was too high; they couldn't maintain the script when I left. He asked me to only report results in the usual timeframe (4 hours instead of 45 minutes) and to maybe download some Netflix.

[–] ted 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

[–] ted 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ted 2 points 2 years ago

It's funny reading this with the soft-g pronunciation and imagining you arguing with yourself saying, "it's gif! No, gif! No, gif!"

[–] ted 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish people from All didn't engage with fuck cars. I don't hang out in a community called "fuck cars" just to have talking heads from shit-town-fediverse.net in every comment section, who have never thought critically about car-dependency, say, "AtCHUalLY cars are pretty useful!!1!"

[–] ted 9 points 2 years ago

Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating "The Great Rubber Duck War"

many many ducks on office desks

[–] ted 8 points 2 years ago

I like nicotine+ as an alternative client

[–] ted 4 points 2 years ago
[–] ted 7 points 2 years ago

Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty

[–] ted 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In my city, we have strict parking designated zones and you have to take a photo. If it's left on the sidewalk or road, it won't let you end the trip, implies it will fine you, plus they'll send someone to move it.

[–] ted 44 points 2 years ago (11 children)

She never lost it.

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