ted

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[–] ted 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the edit in the last panel when the fish says, "no fucking way"

[–] ted 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you, perhaps, eat the onion?

[–] ted 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WTF is "fapper"?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

[–] ted 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This meme made me Google whether they elected a new House Republican speaker. They have not.

[–] ted 4 points 2 years ago

"normal people" smh

[–] ted 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is Twitter's excuse?

[–] ted 11 points 2 years ago

I did a co-op position at the federal government during my undergrad where I automated my main task. I told my boss and he said that the efficiency was too high; they couldn't maintain the script when I left. He asked me to only report results in the usual timeframe (4 hours instead of 45 minutes) and to maybe download some Netflix.

[–] ted 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

[–] ted 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ted 2 points 2 years ago

It's funny reading this with the soft-g pronunciation and imagining you arguing with yourself saying, "it's gif! No, gif! No, gif!"

[–] ted 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish people from All didn't engage with fuck cars. I don't hang out in a community called "fuck cars" just to have talking heads from shit-town-fediverse.net in every comment section, who have never thought critically about car-dependency, say, "AtCHUalLY cars are pretty useful!!1!"

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