stinky

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (12 children)

looking back, some of my educators were monumentally stupid

OVERSHARING TIME

My body doesn't burp; when I drink something carbonated I have to physically gag myself with something to get the air out. When I was a kid I didn't know this and would get pain in my stomach and didn't understand why.

Coke with my lunch two days in a row resulted in trips to my home room teacher to ask to see the nurse, or go home. My home room teacher crossed her arms and said, "this is the second day in a row you've done this to us," and lectured me about trying to get out of class. I had no way of proving that I was actually in pain. I was angry and scared and couldn't do anything about it. Do not give me the keys to the time machine or there will be violence.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)

HA but no seriously, abolish the death penalty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I played for a minute - it's a point and click adventure with animation and voice acting, feels like an interactive movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

..did he hire someone to make his girlfriend off herself?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where are you from Amon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

yes

and they're HUGE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

How come my food never tastes like the restaurants'?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

in minecraft you throw eggs to hatch chickens

ghostbusters, throwing trap to catch ghosts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Homemade cookies, pumpkin bread, lasagna, flowers, handmade Christmas cards are great

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Why do we allow ants to ponder us as we walk over them?

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