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I still can't believe Bethesda successfully sued for legal ownership of a fucking literature format

It's not as bad as Nintendo successfully suing for ownership of balls with things in them, but still some hot bullshit

I just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out wtf anime that is on the top because the style looks like exactly what I'm into, and it turns out I've already seen it lmao

Bubblegum Crisis, it's rad as fuck

This is like interpreting Dickens, let's see if I'm smarter than an English major

Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.

They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.

It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.

Here it's getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to "pounding the cervix like a drum," drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a "rocket scientist" in this analogy).

If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.

Here they're poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a "roadie" or a "bicycle," i.e. one who gets "ridden" regularly. They're suggesting that once you've had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you'll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you're packing.

I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla's dick is

But also I'm aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it

Yeah, and it's right now. Reread the second line of my comment

Possession of pirated material isn't illegal. It's the distribution that gets you. That's why torrenting needs a VPN but streaming is perfectly legal (for the viewer)

Breaking: video game journalist who's bad at video games offers objectively incorrect insight

People (especially fucking game journalists) need to figure out that not liking something doesn't mean it's objectively bad

All science is influenced by the current academic landscape and researchers' funding sources. Now let's discuss my new theory that gravity isn't real. First, we have to understand that 1x1=2...

Still fucks with me that someone could have written an essay about the impossibility of heavier than air flight at the age of 20, and lived to see the moon landing. That's like growing up believing the earth to be the center of the universe, and then living to see the discovery of other galaxies. It would be like growing up a hunter-gatherer and buying a pizza in a grocery store

He lives in Huntsville, Alabama. 95% of his neighbors are defense contractors. It isn't sponsorships, it's "this guy lives 40 feet away from me and does something interesting for a living"

The end of ever video includes the name of a bible verse, Destin is not exactly hiding the fact that he's christian lol

Here's an existential threat to humanity, and the various ways that it's worse than you think. But don't worry! Capitalism will save the day by inventing solutions to our problems which won't necessitate any restructuring of our society or economy!

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