squiblet

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't even call it 'pray' since that's a special word they made up. Just call it talking to their imaginary friend in their head.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

His blood is BLACK! Magnetic. Full of nanobots. Controlled by 5G!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ole to Lena: “I was thinking on my feet today.”
Lena asks, “Why, were you too lazy to sit down?”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The guy under indictments for a multitude of corrupt acts is still going on about “the swamp”?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems kind of extreme to suggest such a drastic scenario. The possibilities are more numerous than either he’s 100% fine or dead (which, btw, you are the one “putting that into the universe). I wouldn't guess that’s what people were thinking… rather that perhaps he was in ill health, had lost interest or had other projects that were taking priority, perhaps due to practical financial considerations. Thankfully Ernest has posted an update answering this question, and he says while he has been hindered by some health circumstances recently, things are basically on track.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Phew, sure is reassuring that our confirmation of this is that you imagine it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

hot sauce

whiskey

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (8 children)

maybe something badass like "Dark Brandon"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

They had their loser reasons for backing him then and they still stand. Trump is popular enough with their deranged constituents to carry the state in any election, and that's what matters to them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The first things I recall learning to make for myself were marmalade sandwiches and this concoction of pinto beans, sausage and cheese. I'd heat it in the microwave, which in classic American tradition was made by an offshoot of a defense contractor, Litton. The first thing I learned to cook on the stove, when I was 7, was scrambled eggs.

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