spankinspinach

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[–] spankinspinach 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's part of our national defence strategy. Believe it or not, you can contain an invading force just down this street and that street for a surprisingly long time πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

[–] spankinspinach 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oooh glutton and sloth in one swift motion, well caught

[–] spankinspinach 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?

[–] spankinspinach 2 points 3 weeks ago

This was gonna be my exact comment, I'm thrilled someone beat me too it

[–] spankinspinach 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry I don't understand this new standard, can I please have a banana for scale?

[–] spankinspinach 6 points 1 month ago

Ah, finally we know. The target market for the Canyonero!

[–] spankinspinach 3 points 1 month ago

I saw this too and think we need to start a petition

[–] spankinspinach 7 points 1 month ago

Would you say that they... knocked it out of the park?

[–] spankinspinach 4 points 1 month ago

But the ultimate question is, will this be a case where the username checks out?

[–] spankinspinach 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Came here to say this. Not sure I could have resisted a "you uncultured swine" to cap it off though πŸ˜†

[–] spankinspinach 1 points 1 month ago

So much of life is mindset. My momma is in her later senior years and still acts 25 in many ways (in a good way lol)

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